My mother always used to say, ‘The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana’.” – Betty White There’s absolutely nothing wrong with wanting to keep things simple, especially if you’re not sure about their sense of humour. So, here are some nice yet simple 30th birthday wishes you can add to your card: Yes, the hangovers are probably worse than they were a decade ago and you might even notice a few more grey hairs, but this is not worth fretting about. There are various reasons why you should look forward to turning 30. You have the perfect excuse for throwing a giant birthday bash and you’ll have gained valuable experience and insight in your twenties that will make you wise in your thirties. Even dating-wise, people tend to be looking for more serious relationships, so you’ll be less likely to end up in situationships or casual hookups. Is this person a proper jokester? Then a short and witty message is the perfect option to add to their funny 30th card. And if you don’t see yourself as being a natural comedian, why not wish someone a happy birthday with our funny 30th birthday messages? I think it’s clear to say you’re never going to be ID’d ever again. Welcome to being old and happy 30th!

Baby/Big bro, I couldn’t imagine my life without you and wanted to wish you the happiest of 30th birthdays! I just know you’re going to thrive in your thirties. Crazy to think that 30 whole years ago was when we first got to properly meet you and this year we’ll be partying together to celebrate that day. Happy 30th bro, can’t believe you’ve made it to the third decade of life as a fully functioning adult.Birthdays may come around once a year but a 30th birthday is a once-in-a-lifetime milestone celebration. Other than the typical presents and celebration later on, make it an occasion to remember with these charming 30th birthday wishes for your son: Look at that, you’re a whole 30 years old. Hope you have a great day celebrating with all your loved ones. For quite a few people, a 30th birthday is one which they won’t have been looking forward to as much as others! Somehow, it’s become known as the official age of ‘turning old’ and no longer being able to be carefree and fun like in your 20s. However, as any 30+ year-olds will be able to tell you, this simply isn’t the case. Our little boy has become an adult man, happy 30th birthday and hope you have the best time celebrating. It’s the big day that you’ve been trying to forget about since you hit 25, you’re now officially part of the thirties club sissy.

If you’ve got a particularly close relationship with the person, or know they have an extremely dry sense of humour. You might want to include one of these blunter 30th birthday messages to accompany your rude 30th card. Got a friend about to hit 30? Instead of a plain ol’ happy birthday, use this particular celebration as an excuse to put more effort into whatever you write in a card and use our 30th birthday messages for a friend as inspiration. We’re so blessed to have you as a daughter and just want to make this whole day about celebrating you, happy 30th!It’s great knowing I have the best son in the world who I have been able to brag about for the last three decades. Happy birthday and hope this year’s a good one! Time to celebrate the tremendous thirties, I’m sure it’s going to be a great decade for you and can’t wait to see what you get up to! In just 30 years you’ve already done so much, and I know that’s not even close to all of it. Always looking forward to seeing what you get up to and wishing you the best 30th birthday!

How we’ve all put up with you for the past thirty years I have no bloody clue, happy birthday though!My love for you can’t even be put into words, you mean the entire world to me – happy 30th darling. Happy 30th birthday bestie, surely you’ve come to realise that entering into your thirties really isn’t all that bad after all. Would you look at that, you’ve gone and left me all alone in the twenties club. Happy 30th birthday and may your thirties be epic!